Karate Used to Stop Zombies from Taking Over the World!

[I:https://healthclub90.com/storage/2011/07/AlCase7.gif]I saw the Night of the Living Dead way back in the sixtes (I wasstarting Kenpo Karate back then) when it first came out. It was lots of fun, but an attack by zombies can never happen, right? Well, fast forward some four decades, and the answer might surprise you.

A series of things happened to convince me that zombies are here, and they actually are taking over the world. First, my son gave me a book, The Zombie Survival Guide. It was another big laugh, but, really, military tactics to defeat zombies?

Then, I took a CERT course at the local hospital to become an emergency responder in case of disaster for the simple reason that that is something a martial artist should do. One of the fellows asked if the course would prepare us for handling zombies. So we’re laughing, but…are other people actually coming across these thoughts?

Then, today I was driving and the car in front of me stopped at a stoplight, had their right turn blinker on, but wouldn’t move. My first contact with a person who was totally stopped, didn’t have a clue, was in search of brains, had gone totally unconscious while operating a one ton vehicle. The zombies had arrived.

And, think about it, the school system wants you to shut up and do what you’re told, your boss wants you to shut up and hurry up, the judge doesn’t want you to protest that ticket just pay it, the government wants you to shut up and pay taxes, the drug companies are handing out drugs faster than Timothy Leary can blink, shut up shut up shut up and follow directions. Is not this the process for making a zombie? And what I’m going to tell you next will really seal the deal.

Our crops are chemically burned out, welfare is sucking us dry, money is being stolen by the fat cats in Washington and by international bankers, and other things are happening. It looks like the government is planning, or least planning to take advantage of, massive food shortages. Isn’t a horde of starved people wandering the streets looking for food pretty descriptive of a zombie attack?

So, we come to the point of it all, what do martial arts like Karate, or taekwondo or aikido or kung fu, have to do with the brain deadening of mankind? Well, people who take karate are willing to fight. They understand that if they just stand in one place and look stupid, then they will end up getting hit. They are not going to be just helpless victims.

Sure, you need some smarts to go along with that, but fighting spirit is what it is really all about, and Karate generates spirit. So, do you want to live through the coming mobs of zombies, do you want to avoid being on the streets moaning for food, do you want to be able to not just defend yourself in the event of a zombie attack, but actually do something that might stop the earth from going zombie? Then, my friend, you better start looking into Karate lessons…or taekwondo or kung fu, or something that doesn’t make you brain dead you like school or a job, but wakes you up and makes you stronger and smarter.

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