I bet that if I started a zombie kung fu school I would get fabulously wealthy. I could teach all the secret martial arts techniques that the undead use to rip the living heart out of some fool who can’t run very fast. I could teach people the secret monster karate techniques that…maybe I better get to the point?
As time went on, I realized that having gone to a Martial Arts School, I was not the same as other people. I don’t think I realized how much martial arts had made me different until the day I ran a social experiment where I had a martial arts student fart on food. FYI, no food was actually harmed in the conducting of this social experiment…grin.
Karate Kiai means ‘spirit shout,’ and it is the deadly scream that karate practitioners utter when chopping an opponent’s head off. Well, maybe I overstated that a bit, grin, but there is a truth to the karate shout that is unarguable and leads to some rather rare and mysterious knowledge. I am referring to the subject of Kotodama, which means ‘Word spirit.’
I’m going to tie some different things together here, but it’s the straight goods. Follow what I say, work your way through it, and you’ll be able to fix your body using the martial arts, and this means virtually any art. Karate, Tai Chi Chuan, taekwondo, aikido, Hapkido, any art, and I recommend looking into a discipline such as Yoga.
You don’t need such arts as Karate, Taekwondo or Aikido if you need a good gun defense. Though, to be sure, grin, it would help. That said, let me tell you an interesting tale of a friend of mine in Mexico City.
I have said that the Eight Catchers are the epitome of the Martial Arts. And, I have said that you should study extensive fighting disciplines, Karate, Tai Chi Chuan, Shaolin, whatever, before you begin your minimum of two years of practice on solely the Catchers. That said, here is a description of the Sword Catcher, which is an Aikido based technique, and images of it can be found in Monster Martial Arts newsletter X-5.
Everyone knows that you have to train to learn how to do something better. This goes for playing tennis, writing, playing chess and martial arts. Especially in aggressive sports like martial arts, because you can get hurt, if you are not more proficient than your opponent. The most fierce kind of martial art is mixed martial arts.
Death to the US marines, hmm? Sounds like some pretty grim stuff. Still, we have to peruse some unpleasant hijinks before we get to the killer Kung Fu Toys.
Mixed martial arts is greatly well-liked now. It is as well-liked as wrestling was in the Seventies and Eighties. The difference is that everybody knew that wrestling was sketched, whereas mixed martial arts (some people call it cage fighting) is not. Mixed martial arts is for real and for very high stakes comparable to those of world championship weighty weight boxing championships.
Have you ever watched a mixed martial arts fight? There are lots of mixed martial arts (MMA) fights on TV, but in some countries, most of them are on Pay-Per-View (PPV). MMA is a very violent and aggressive sport in which almost anything goes. Most of the bouts in America are organized by the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
