Congress and the president have designated ten days as federal holidays. Being ‘federal’, these holidays theoretically only pertain to federal employees and residents of the District of Columbia, although they are so widely observed that they can be thought of as national holidays.
Look what came in the mail today! Your super-awesome set of funny t-shirts that you’ve ordered from the Internet just showed up and you couldn’t be more excited! There is nothing you can’t do! You are King of your Domain, and you will march forth into the wilderness to conquer all with the hilarity of your funny t-shirts! You decide that the ground of your first comedy conquest will be at the vegetable stand of your local Farmer’s Market, because you are in dire need of fresh veggies for the stew you are making later that evening.
