Effective Weight Loss
Finding effective wieght loss can be difficult. Sure, you can spend your life at the gym, obsessively exercising ends dieting every moment of the day to lose 10 pounds in a couple months, but who wants to do that? What I want is safe and effective weight loss, preferably in pill form. I know that rapid weight loss is possible. I had a friend who shed 20 pounds of body fat loss in two months. This was almost unheard of! He’d been the same weight for years – at least 50 pounds over what he should have weighed. Yet he found a means to lose weight quickly. He is my hero.
Unfortunately, the effective wieght loss pills that he used have been outlawed since then. It seems that they can cause bouts of rage as well as heart attacks in people who use them. I say that this is a reasonable risk for effective wieght loss. After all, if I know the risk, I can make a decision whether or not I want to take the pills can’t I? This is America after all. I have the right to make my own decisions, and if I want to take something that could be dangerous in order to lose 20 pounds fast, I should be able to do it!
Nowadays, it seems like there is no way to find good information about which pills provide effective weight loss. All of the pills claim to, but most of them contain nothing but junk. It is a fact that most diet pills nowadays are stuffed with caffeine and very little else. They have a few herbs in them, but can these herbs really do anything to help you lose weight fast? I highly doubt it. I have been using weight loss pills for almost 2 years now, and none of them helped me lose anything. I have yet to find any effective wieght loss pills in fact. There’s just no simple, effective way to lose weight.
I guess I might have to resign myself to doing it the old-fashioned way. I hate exercising, and I despise dieting, but if this is the only thing that works, I have no choice. After all, I am sick of being overweight. It is hard for me to get dates, and people give me ugly looks on the street. All I want is to be treated nicely, and to have women swoon when they see me.